A Year of Travelling in Numbers

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Start Date: 14th October 2012

End Date: 08th October 2013
Total length: 359 days

Flights taken: 20 (1 every 17 days)

Number of Countries Visited: 13

Time spent per country:
The Philippines – 78 days (22%)
Thailand – 67 days (19%)
Indonesia – 29 days (8%)
Nepal – 28 days (8%)
Cambodia – 25 days (7%)
India – 24 days (6.7%)
Vietnam – 24 days (6.7%)
Myanmar – 24 days (6.7%)
Malaysia – 22 days (6.1%)
Laos – 21 days (5.8%)
Turkey – 5 days (1.4%)
Singapore – 4 days (1.1%)
UAE – 3 days (0.8%)

Most expensive country visited: Singapore – £30 per person per day
Cheapest country visited: Nepal – £12.60 per person per day

Longest run of days without rain: 59 – Turkey, UAE, Nepal & India
Most days with rain: 7 – Bohol, Philippines (although Thailand and Laos were close with 5)
Hottest Temperature: 47C Chiang Mai, Thailand
Coldest Temperature: 8C Nagarkot, Nepal

Types of beer drank: 21

Countries visited without seeing a McDonalds: 5 – Nepal, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar
Countries that didn’t sell Coke: 0

Attacks by Sloth Bears: 1
Car accidents: 1

Forms of transport used: 29: Plane, bus, van, taxi, tuk-tuk, bangka, winstar, camel, horse, elephant, train, tricycle, jeepney, metro, ferry, longboat, pedicab, cycle rickshaw, lrt, cyclo, bamboo train, jeep, song-thaew, ox-cart, rice field tractor, horse cart, ojeck,
Longest journey: 16 hours: Chiang Mai to Bangkok
Slowest journey: Lucknow to Agra – 8 hours to go 180 miles (average speed of 22mph)

Visits by relatives: 3 – Ashley in Thailand and Singapore, Adrian & Georgie in Philippines and Thailand, Sarah in Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand
Countries visited by Cat: 56
Countries visited by Joe: 36

Most expensive country: 1: Singapore (£60 per day), 2: Thailand (£50 per day), 3: Philippines (£49 per day)
Cheapest country: 1: Nepal (£27 per day), 2: India (£34 per day), 3: Philippines (£49 per day)
Average daily spend: £51

Cheapest tea: 5 Rupees (6p) Joney’s Place, Agra, India
Most expensive tea: 35 Dirhams (£6) Emirates Palace, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Cheapest meal: 5,000 dong (£0.15) Noodle Soup, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Most expensive meal: $140 (£70) Fern and Kiwi, Singapore
Best meal: Any brunch! Either Friday brunch in Dubai or Sunday brunch in Manila. Just incredible
Worst meal: Take your pick: crackerbread pizza in Iloilo (Philippines), Cream topped pizza in Jodhpur (India) or Pad Thai with mashed prawn heads in Koh Lanta (Thailand)
Most consumed meal: Competition between our several curries on India (I think we consumed 14), Pad Thais in Thailand (on Koh Phi Phi we ate 3 in 4 days)
Ice Cream Sundaes consumed: 12 and counting

Cheapest transport: 8 Pesos (12p) for 3km
Worst rip off transport: Cat needed to go 10km to the hospital (should take half an hour and cost £2). Ended up taking 2 hours, 40km and £9

Cheapest room: 550 Rupees (£4) in Visit Nepal, Kathmandu, Nepal
Most expensive room: 3,200 (£51) in Serenity Suites, Manila, The Philippines
Best room: Serenity Sites Manila. Beautiful room with kitchen and separate living room in the heart of Makati
Most memorable room: Hotel Green Valley in Nagarkot Nepal. Our room had a balcony overlooking Everest and the Himalayas and you could watch sunrise and sunset over the mountains.
Worst room: Tricky, but Adventure Camp Sablayan (Philippines) must be the winner. We shared our room with thousands of mosquitos, red ants, birds and frogs.

Strangest sight: Man washing himself using a crisp packet (Gorakhpur, India) or 2 goats riding on the roof of a bus (Mindoro, Philippines). The’s an honorary mention for the cringeworthy couple who spooned on the Diana chair at the Taj Mahal
Forts visited: 4 – all in India
Religious places visited: 21: 9 Buddhist, 7 Muslim, 2 Hindu, 2 Christian, 1 Jain
Islands visited: 13: Abu Dhabi, Koh Phi Phi, Koh Lanta, Koh Muk, Koh Ngai, Singapore, Cebu, Bohol, Panay, Guimaras, Boracay, Mindoro, Luzon

Some Thoughts on Vietnam

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After centuries of being someone’s colony, the external influences are abundant in Vietnam. From the french baguettes, Indian music and the Chinese Confucianism, Vietnam’s culture is distinctly unique from it’s neighbours. Whereas Thailand, Laos and Cambodia have very clear similarities, Vietnam is the odd one out. Even the language is written using the latin alphabet with accents. As such, Vietnam has brought a very different experience to everywhere we’ve been.

It’s quite a shock coming from somewhere relatively westernised as The Philippines is to suddenly be hit with the hustle and craziness of Hanoi. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed everything Vietnam has to offer from Pho, to the history to the quirkiness of the floating markets. It’s somewhere that’s down to come back to.

Here’s some of the small details that have stood out for me:

1. The gruffest people we’ve met?

A lot of countries in South-East Asia are know for their hospitality and friendly locals who are kind and very welcoming. Thailand, Cambodia and Laos are renowned for the welcoming nature of their people (Thailand’s nicknamed by some as “The Land of Smiles”). However, this seemed to have stopped at the mountains on the Vietnamese border.

Gruff doesn’t even seem to cover it. The nicest people are those who don’t ignore you and respond with a single word that’s yelled at you. I feel embarrassed about being a foreigner who doesn’t speak the local language and forces them to speak English, but phrases such as “PAY NOW!” when you get served food is a little unnecessary. They didn’t seem to like me shouting back at them with “OK, I PAY NOW”. I thought when in Rome….

2. The phenomenon of “Vietnamese time”

The Vietnamese have taken time keeping to a level that my Dad would feel is unnecessary (this is the man who turns up an hour before the gates at a concert opens, which is 2 hours before the first act comes on stage).

“Indian time” is World renowned as just about anything in India is stupidly late (we heard of someone’s train being 13 hours late), but “Vietnamese time” was a new phenomenon to me. The best example was that I had a night bus that I was told would leave at 6pm. I was instructed to be at the tour operators at 5pm – pretty early, but I had no choice. The reality was that my bus was leaving at 7.30 and they’d intentionally told me the wrong time thinking I wasn’t capable of getting there at the correct time. So 2 and half hours spent in an empty office was hardly what I wanted to do.

This has happened throughout Vietnam. Frequently people tell you a time for pick ups and then turn up half an hour early, not understanding why you aren’t ready.

3. The slowest country in South-East Asia

With a 60km/h speed limit, it’s safe to say that Vietnam’s probably the slowest country in South-East Asia. With it being a pretty large country, this makes thing particularly difficult, as from HCMC to Hanoi takes nearly 40 hours. It’s frustrating when you sit on an empty highway and realise your bus is crawling along at 40mph. The same journey in a plane takes 2 hours; I think I know which I’d rather take.

4. The home of the motorbike

I doubt many countries love the motorbike as much as the Vietnamese do. In HCMC there’s 5 million and there’s double this in Hanoi. Crossing roads is a pretty hazardous pursuit and in Hanoi you can walk down pavements for all the bikes that are parked there. But this is the best way to see the country. This is why so many tourists come to Vietnam and buy a rusty bike to ride the length of the country as there are so many things hidden away where buses don’t go.

Our tour guide may have suggested an ulterior motive for Vietnamese men buying motorbikes when he told us:

“In Vietnam…. If you have no motorbike, you have no girlfriend…. If you have motorbike, you have 1 girlfriend….. If you have car, you have 4 girlfriends”

5. Mind boggling currency

I don’t think I’ve struggled with a currency anywhere near as much as I did with Vietnamese dong. The conversion rate of 33,000 to the pound brings up some difficulties:

1 – My 33 times table is not up to scratch
2 – I frequently over pay as I think I’ve picked up a 10,000 dong note to find I’ve handed over a 100,000 dong note.
3 – Most hotels and tour operators jump between dong and dollars, confusing me even more. There’s 21,000 dong to the dollar which isn’t a nice number to deal with either

Dealing with so many 0s has confused me several times. I originally withdraw 600,000 thinking of sounded like a lot to find out I only had £20 on me. Most Vietnamese take off the last three zeros when negotiating, confusing me even further.

10 Strange things about Vietnam

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(Lemon) Tea index: 10,000 Dong (30p)
Days away from the UK: 194
Miles travelled: 18,419
Hours in transit: 258 hours 25 mins (10 days)
Average cost per meal: 40,000 Dong (£1.30)
Time spent in Ho Chi Mausoleum: 20 seconds (and that’s being generous)
Z List celebrities met: 1 – Ian Beale

My initial impressions of Vietnam is that it’s a little bit of a strange place. This is a good and bad thing as I haven’t experience culture shock for quite a while and Hanoi is certainly unlike anywhere else I’ve been. This in turn can be a bad thing as I have had no preparation for dealing with many of the scenarios that happen.

Here’s some of my first impressions:

1. The Dong is confusing for simpletons like me. 33,000 = £1 and with most cash withdrawals you are a millionaire. I first withdrew thinking 700,000 would be a decent amount to realise that it’s only £20

2. Many motorcycle riders wear Second World War military helmets for protection

3. Rickshaw drivers wear safari hats for protection

4. The Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum is a bit like Disneyland. The queue are under a covered walkway with instructions being pumped through a flat screen tv with the same song about Ho Chi Minh on repeat.

5. At 2am you can see a lot of motorbikes stacked up with what looks like huge bushes. They are flower sellers going to the local market, but haven’t been told why they do this at 2am

6. There are probably 2-3 motorcycles per man, woman and child. Their domination is so great that you can no longer walk on the pavement in most parts as there’s not enough room to park at the side of the road

7. The Vietnamese must be the only people who negotiate taking you on a tour by saying “I can tell you’re undecided”….. Right after I’ve said “No thank you, I don’t want a tour”

8. If your food isn’t served to you on a plastic stall (whilst you’re sitting on a plastic stall) you’ve gone to a crap restaurant. In Hanoi, the more basic the ambience, the better the food

9. The highlights of Hanoi is the food. I met 2 Vietnamese girls on my flight who wrote about 12 dishes I could eat, but only 3 or 4 things I could see or do

10. Coffee is served with an egg. Even stranger is that no one seems to understand why I think that’s a bit odd

Some random facts about our trip so far

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Anyone who knows me will know that I’m a sucker for stats. As we’re still in Manila (and I’m running out of things to write about) I thought now would be the best time to publish this. Here’s some info about our trip so far:

Days away: 142 (nearly 5 months)
Most days without rain: 59 – Turkey, UAE, Nepal & India
Most days with rain: 7 – Bohol, Philippines (although Thailand was close with 5)
Hottest Temperature: 40C Abu Dhabi, UAE
Coldest Temperature: 8C Nagarkot, Nepal

Countries visited so far: 7 – Turkey, UAE, Nepal, India, Thailand, Singapore & The Philippines
Miles travelled: 13,530
Time spent in transit: 83 hours (Just over 3 days)
Forms of transport used: 19: Plane, bus, van, taxi, tuk-tuk, bangka, winstar, camel, horse, elephant, train, tricycle, jeepney, metro, ferry, longboat, pedicab, cycle rickshaw and lrt
Longest journey: 8 hours: either Hua Hin to Krabi (Thailand) or Lucknow to Agra (India)
Slowest journey: Lucknow to Agra – 8 hours to go 180 miles (average speed of 22mph)
Average stay per hotel: 2.3 days @ 62 different hotels
Photos taken: 7,743 (averaging 54 per day)

Visits by relatives: 2 – Ashley in Thailand and Singapore, Adrian & Georgie on Philippines (several more expected soon 🙂 )
Books read by Cat: 49 (just under 1 every 3 days)
Countries visited by Cat: 51
Countries visited by Joe: 29

Most expensive country: 1: Singapore (£60 per day), 2: Thailand (£50 per day), 3: Philippines (£49 per day)
Cheapest country: 1: Nepal (£27 per day), 2: India (£34 per day), 3: Philippines (£49 per day)
Average daily spend: £49
Friendliest people: As David & Elaine, Adrian & Georgie and Ashley don’t count as a race of people, it must be the Filipinos followed by Indians
Least friendly people: Thai Longboat drivers or Filipino Taxi drivers. Both are evil.

Cheapest tea: 5 Rupees (6p) Joney’s Place, Agra, India
Most expensive tea: 35 Dirhams (£6) Emirates Palace, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Cheapest meal: 180 Rupees (£1.32) Kathmandu, Nepal
Most expensive meal: $140 (£70) Fern and Kiwi, Singapore
Best meal: Any brunch! Either Friday brunch in Dubai or Sunday brunch in Manila. Just incredible
Worst meal: Take your pick: crackerbread pizza in Iloilo (Philippines), Cream topped pizza in Jodhpur (India) or Pad Thai with mashed prawn heads in Koh Lanta (Thailand)
Most consumed meal: Competition between our several curries on India (I think we consumed 14), Pad Thais in Thailand (on Koh Phi Phi we ate 3 in 4 days)
Ice Cream Sundaes consumed: 12 and counting

Cheapest transport: 8 Pesos (12p) for 3km
Worst rip off transport: Cat needed to go 10km to the hospital (should take half an hour and cost £2). Ended up taking 2 hours, 40km and £9

Cheapest room: 550 Rupees (£4) in Visit Nepal, Kathmandu, Nepal
Most expensive room: 3,200 (£51) in Serenity Suites, Manila, The Philippines
Best room: Serenity Sites Manila. Beautiful room with kitchen and separate living room in the heart of Makati
Most memorable room: Hotel Green Valley in Nagarkot Nepal. Our room had a balcony overlooking Everest and the Himalayas and you could watch sunrise and sunset over the mountains.
Worst room: Tricky, but Adventure Camp Sablayan (Philippines) must be the winner. We shared our room with thousands of mosquitos, red ants, birds and frogs.

Strangest sight: Man washing himself using a crisp packet (Gorakhpur, India) or 2 goats riding on the roof of a bus (Mindoro, Philippines). The’s an honorary mention for the cringeworthy couple who spooned on the Diana chair at the Taj Mahal
Forts visited: 4 – all in India
Religious places visited: 21: 9 Buddhist, 7 Muslim, 2 Hindu, 2 Christian, 1 Jain
Islands visited: 13: Abu Dhabi, Koh Phi Phi, Koh Lanta, Koh Muk, Koh Ngai, Singapore, Cebu, Bohol, Panay, Guimaras, Boracay, Mindoro, Luzon

You know you’re in Asia when…

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1. Petrol is served in glass bottles at the side of the road

2. Most people you meet ask if live in Manchester United if they find out that you’re British

3. You have to navigate your tuk-tuk or taxi around the city they live in (after they’ve got lost)

4. Ham = corned beef, Bacon = corned beef and sausages = chicken sausages. You’re also in a very classy restaurant if all the food that’s been ordered turns up at the same time

5. If someone says the tourist attraction is closed, it’s definitely open

6. Livestock travel on public transport. We’ve seen goats on the roof and chickens on the benches of public buses

7. You need to add at least 30 minutes onto journey times quoted to allow the driver to: 1. have chats at the side of the road; 2. Buy tobacco to chew; 3. Slow down in built up areas to tout for business and 4. allow people to get settled on the roof

8. Your bus pick up turns up over an hour before the departure time and you leave at least 15 minutes late

9. Beer is cheap and wine is rare. This is bad news for Cat.

10. Traffic laws are different: lanes are a guide, red lights mean stop only if a policeman is nearby and if you overtake it is the other car’s duty to slow down and let you past

11. Vegetarian means someone who likes vegetables as well as meat

12. Everyone has a knighthood as you as never referred to as just Sir, but Sir *insert first name*. I quite like being called Sir Joe

13. Walkers = lays = lau and they come in prawn, squid and masala flavours

14. Greetings are followed quickly by “What country you from?”. This is then followed by the person in conversation having a friend or relative who lives where you are from

15. All courses are served at the same time or each guest gets their food at 10 minute intervals

16. People don’t seem to be offended or suspicious if you just talk to them without knowing them

17. Buses can be hailed anywhere or stop anywhere, almost like a huge shared taxi. They don’t have schedules, they just leave when they’re full

18. There are no restrictions on how many people can sit on 1 seat or squeeze into a bus. If there’s a space, there aren’t enough people on it

19. Food and drink have subtle differences.

Black tea = red tea or Liptons (which is crap)
Coffee = nescafe 3 in 1 instant
Brewed coffee = genuine coffee
Milk = creamer
Fresh milk = hot milk
Fresh juice = carton concentrate
Toast = luke warm floppy bread (normally very sweet)
Not spicy = only 4 chillies

20. Pizza is a gamble. Cheese is hard to come by and the less said about some pizza bases the better

21. Cat has to call herself Kate as people don’t understand the word Cat

22. You can’t sleep because there’s karaoke on a Tuesday night until 3am. The greatest covers I have heard are of The Eagles, America and the occasional Santana. In India the main cause of lack of sleep is random people shouting in echoey corridors

23. Your average travelling speed is less than 20 mph on empty roads or trains

24. You haven’t worn trousers or a jumper in months

25. You find yourself haggling or arguing over 7p

26. When you realise a lot of conversations you have with locals finish with “No thank you…….No thank you…….No thank you…….No thank you……. LOOK, I DON’T WANT IT!”

27. You’ve heard Gangnam Style being played 4 times in 1 evening in the same bar

28. Most meals cost less than £2, most hotels cost less than £15 and the conversion rates mean you can claim to be a millionaire

29. Most toiletries come with “extra whitening”

30. All toilets have the shower directly above it, no matter how big the bathroom is

How to stop global warming

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I’ve had an idea and it will dramatically cut down CO2 emissions and peg back global warming. It’s incredibly simple. If all the shopping malls, hotels, cinemas, restaurants, buses, taxis and any form of enclosed space changed their air conditioning from “colder than the polar ice caps” to “relatively normal” then I’m sure a big chunk of CO2 would be gone from the atmosphere. As we were sat in the cinema watching hour 2 of the ordeal that is Les Miserables, I noticed that while everyone else was wearing shorts, Cat and I were dressed as if we were making a summit attempt on Everest.

I can only think it’s another example of people wanting the exact opposite of what they have: in the UK we crave hot weather and darker skin, a lot of Asians crave cooler weather and fairer skin. The only fair thing to do is have a mass exchange programme to put everyone where they should be. Manila has highlighted my change of thinking. At home I would go indoors to warm up; in Asia you go outside (and vice versa).

Ideas like this should either get me a Nobel prize or entry to a padded wall cell.

Some advice for anyone wanting to go where we’ve been

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After being away for over 2 months, I realised my blog gave little help to anyone wanting to actually go to the places we’ve been. Although our experiences are very funny, they’re not particularly practical for anyone else wanting to go somewhere (and I got a little jealous of those who blog with decent advice). In the spirit of Christmas, here’s my advice free of charge.

TURKEY

Turkey – Istanbul

Average Daily Spend: 150 Lira (£50)

Visa: On arrival. Very easy and straight forward, just pay £10 at an airport counter.

Best thing to do: Mosques. If you don’t like your history or visiting religious buildings, then this probably isn’t the place to be. Aya Sofia is spectacular.
Best way to get around: The tram or just walking. Most things are within walking distance, but be prepared for steep hills.
Food: You can find cheap food, but you can’t really be picky. If you go outside of Sultanahmet you’ll find better value. The rooftop bars by the Galata Tower or Sultanahmet make the perfect place for a coffee with a view.
Accomodation: We stayed in Eurasia Hostel in Sultanhmet for €24 per night. The location was perfect for getting to see everything and the rooms were basic but fine.
Best Juice Place: By the Grand Bazaar. Very cheap and very fresh, but there are hundreds everywhere who do the same thing
Thing to avoid: We found the boat trip on the Bosphorus was over-rated. It was essentially a passenger ferry that was very uncomfortable and not what we expected.

Average spend per day: £46
Miles travelled from London: 1,555
Time spent in transit: 3 hours 25 minutes

NEPAL

Average Daily Spend: 3,500 Rupees (£26)

Visa: On arrival. Very simple and costs $30 for 30 days entry. I think re-entry is straight forward as well.

Things to keep an eye out for

ATMs Nepali banks charge to withdraw (on top of what your bank at home will charge), so hunt around for international banks if possible.
Walking around Kathmandu There aren’t many pavements in Kathmandu, especially in Thamel. You will be sharing the road will all the traffic in Kathmandu which can be daunting. Try to avoid walking around at night.

Nepal – Kathmandu

Best thing to do: Either Boudnath (a huge Buddhist Stupa you can walk on) or a trip to Nagarkot for views of Everest and the Himalayas. Most guidebooks rave aout Durbar Square, but although it was interesting we found there were better things to do.
Best way to get around: Taxis are cheap, but most things are walkable if you choose the right place to stay. However, don’t expect any pavements or cars to obey the traffic lights.
Food: Thamel! Only after leaving did we realise that this is one of the best spots we’ve been to for variety and quality of food. My particular favourite is Dolce Vita who offer very good wine and an awesome Pasta. Old Orleans also do a good happy hour on wine and cheese.
Accommodation: Good luck. Most accommodation in Kathmandu is terrible and we didn’t stay anywhere that actually delivered hot water, anything but constant noise and a pretty rough bed. We paid mo more than 600 rupees, however if you’re willing to stump up the money I’m sure you will find somewhere.
Best Juice Place: We found an awesome incredible place selling fresh juice for 70 rupees in Thamel. If you head past walk with your back to Dolce Vita and with Old Orleans to your right, you will find it down a street on your right (just before the road curves left).
Thing to avoid: Staying in the middle of Thamel. The late night bars play cheesy covers of western songs and make sleep before 2am each night impossible.

Nepal – Pokhara

Best thing to do: For me Paragliding, for Cat International Mountain Museum. It’s very picturesque and chilled out, so it’s a good place to chill out. Walking up to the World Peace Pagoda was also good.
Best way to get around: Pokhara’s quite small, so you can walk around very easily. Hiring a motorbike is also quite affordable (about 500 rupees per day) to go to places such as Sarankot for great views of Annapurna. Last option is a taxi, but this isn’t too pricey either.
Food: Best value is Punjab that offers really good veggie curries very cheaply. If you want a classier place for non-curries then it has to be Moondance which gave us the best food outside of Kathmandu. If I wasn’t on a budget, I’d have eaten the wild boar on a spit for 1,500 rupees.
Accomodation: We stayed at Hotel Angel for one night (very good, but no hot water 700 rupees), then moved onto Highland (which had hot water but had a rock hard bed, 650 rupees). There’s plenty of options, but all are similar at the budget end of the scale.
Best juice place: A couple of places did very good lassis, but there are a few juice sellers on the walk in from Lakeside East.
Thing to avoid: Anywhere that sells food but has a happy hour. Terrible food, but decent beer.

Nepal – Chitwan

Best thing to do: Elephant Safari or Elephant Breeding Centre. Both are amazing experiences. The Elephant Safari or Jeep are the only ways I’d recommend of going into the forest.
Best way to get around: If your bum can take it, bike. They’re pretty old and knackered and the roads are very bumpy, but it’s good fun. There’s no taxis or public transport so the only other way is to walk. However, Sauraha isn’t very big.
Food: KC’s serves some of the best curries I’ve ever had. It’s set in a very atmospheric spot by the river and has fire pits to keep you warm at night.
Accommodation: We stayed at Gaida Lodge which was a little out of town but had nice bungalows with terraces and hot water showers (900 rupees). They offer very expensive tours, but you can find much cheaper in town.
Best juice place: Yet to be found. Very few places offered genuine fresh juice
Thing to avoid: Sloth Bears and jungle walks. Both very dangerous and aren’t necessary.

Nepal – Lumbini

Best thing to do: Not much choice, but walk around the temples
Best way to get around: Choice of walking of cycle-rickshaw (which are the most expensive we’ve seen). As long as you’ve got all day, you won’t need a rickshaw
Food: Pretty bad, but Sunflower does some decent Chinese food.
Accommodation: We stayed at Hotel President which is essentially a building site, but comfortable enough. Rooms are basic and clean but echoey and you can hear everything said in reception (770 rupees). It’s next door to Sunflower Traveller’s Lodge so you can steal their wi-fi!
Best Juice Place: None
Thing to avoid: Getting the runs. Lumbini’s a very dull place to be stuck in. It only needs 1 day or an overnight stay at most.

Average spend per day: £27
Miles travelled from London: 5,870
Time spent in transit: 38 hours 35 minutes

INDIA

Average Daily Budget: 2,700 Rupees (£34)

Visa: Incredibly tricky. It costs approximately £50 and you MUST apply in advance. Here’s the terms:

1. Visa issued on the date your passport is stamped at the embassy (not the day of arrival in the country). The date of expiry is the last day you can be in India (not the last day to enter the country).
2. Visas are valid for 3-6 months and can be multiple or single entry. It’s a lottery which you get (I got a 3 month single entry and Cat got a 6 month multiple entry visa).
3. You can’t re-enter India within 2 months (no matter which visa you have).

Things to keep an eye out for

Getting around: In some cities (such as Lucknow) getting about is testing at best. As there’s not enough tuk-tuks around you can find yourself stranded trying to cross roads (which can take hours).
Transport:This is incredibly difficult. The Trains get fully booked well in advance, so planning ahead is essential. Buses are an option but uncomfortable and slow. If you have the money, hiring a driver is a very good option (costs about £25 per day).
Travel agents: Travel agents are a brilliant way to buy train tickets which no one else can. My default is to go to the train station, but this takes ages and frequently gets you nowhere. Travel agents cost a small amount but can help you do what you want,

India – Gorakhpur

Best thing to do: Leave. Gorakhpur is a shit hole
Best way to get around: Don’t walk. Traffic is heaving, the roads are filthy and disgusting and there are no pavements. Best to get a cycle-rickshaw or auto-rickshaw.
Food: If you dare, the street food is good however, you run the risk of dysentery.
Accommodation: All are foul, your choice is degrees of nastiness. i only hope that accommodation further out from the train station is better.
Best Juice Place: none
Thing to avoid: Being here anymore than an hour

India – Lucknow

Best thing to do: Visit the Residency. Interesting ruins, but there’s not much else going on in Lucknow.
Best way to get around: Auto-Rickshaw, but they’re difficult to get hold of. We spent an hour and a half stuck by a junction trying to hail one down.
Food: There’s decent food in the top hotels, but we’ve heard there’s some local kebab places which are very good and very cheap.
Accommodation: Leavana Best Western was superb. Granted, we spent £50 (3,000 rupees) a night after some very hard haggling, but it was very near 5 star standard
Best juice place: None
Thing to avoid: Cheaper accommodation. Horrifically overpriced and some of the worst rooms I’ve seen. Also avoid walking.

India – Agra

Best thing to do: Taj Mahal, but other sights around are very good as well such as Itimad-ud-Daulah (Baby Taj) and Mehtab Bagh (a park on the opposite bank).
Best way to get around: If you stay close enough to Tajganj, you can walk everywhere. Otherwise you’ll have to rely on the inflated auto-rickshaw prices.
Food: Best food was at our hotel (Taj Plaza). Very good curries, but stingy on rice
Accommodation: We stayed in Atithi for our first night (1,500 rupees) which was good, clean and better than basic, but far out. On the plus side it’s next door to Pizza Hut and Costa if you crave western food. We then Taj Plaza; it was ok but in need of renovating. It cost 900 rupees. So wasn’t awful, but the location is its selling point
Best juice place: Joney’s place isn’t bad but I preferred Taj Cafe whose lassis were so thick you had to use a spoon.
Thing to avoid: Getting to the Taj after 6.30am. You’ll have to fight thousands of people. Also if you can avoid the “foreigners entrance fee” then you’ll be in luck.

India – Delhi

Best thing to do: Hanyuman Tomb – a really cool monument, similar to the Taj Mahal but bigger and with red sandstone.
Best way to get around: The Metro. Very cheap, very quick, but can be busy. You’ll never spend more than 30 rupees to go anywhere.
Food: We ate pretty cheaply and happily at guesthouses in Paharganj. Vivek was one of the better ones.
Accommodation: Metropolis Tourist Home was a very good hotel in Paharganj. For 1,200 rupees you get a very modern and stylish room that’s clean and provides your own wi-fi router.
Best juice place: Couldn’t find one worth shouting about.
Thing to avoid: The main roads. As they can be so busy, the motorcyclists use the pavements instead and force you to jump out the way.

India – Jaipur

Best thing to do: Amber Fort. Incredible sandstone fort perched on the top of a mountain. The Lake Palace is also very picturesque.
Best way to get around: Auto-Rickshaw. There’s very few other ways to get around and walking is near impossible
Food: Little Italy was very good. Quite expensive, but the best Rissotto in India
Accommodation: We stayed at Moonlight Palace Guesthouse for 700 rupees per night. It was clean, comfortable and had hand painted murals on the ceiling. Thebonly downside was the Gangnam Style disco next door every night.
Best juice place: None found
Thing to avoid: Auto-Rickshaw drivers selling tours. Overpriced and you’ll be driven to a shop and being forced to buy tat.

India – Udaipur

Best thing to do: Chill out and admire where you are. Udaipur has a lot of rooftop bars with cushions surrounding the beautiful lake. Or if you need a ruthless massage, find a man called Raju.
Best way to get around: walking as Udaipur is so small
Food: Panorama Guesthouse serves some awesome curries. Buddha Bar also does a very spicy but cheap and delicious chow mein.
Accomodation: Your spoilt for choice in Udaipur as there area lot of good, cheap places. We chose Panorama (500 rupees), but saw that Dream Heaven and Nukkad are also really good choices.
Best juice place: Pap’s Juices on the bridge. Cat has proclaimed it one of the best in the World!
Thing to avoid: Cheap massages or Pedicures. They’re not relaxing and not very good.

India – Jodhpur

Best thing to do: Mehrengarh Fort. Huge, impressive and beautiful. A must for India
Best way to get around: Walking in the old city or auto-rickshaw otherwise
Food: Ok, food in Jodhpur is not good. Pushp guesthouse is the best. But are stingy on the portions,
Accomodation: We stayed in Hare Krishna Guest House for 500 rupees and it wasn’t good. We’ve only heard good things about Pushp and Yogi.
Best juice place: There’s a great Makhani Lassi place called Shri Mishrilal Hotel (which isn’t a hotel) in the main square.
Thing to avoid: Well, try and avoid the countless cows and their excrement. It’s not easy though

India – Pushkar

Best thing to do: Get out to the desert. We did a camel safari for 3 hours for 600 rupees each. You can choose to do horse riding instead but either way the scenery is amazing.
Best way to get around: By the amount of them that nearly run you over, you’d think locals are obsessed with motorbikes. I preferred to just walk
Food: Inn Seventh Heaven does decent curries, but everything is vegan in Pushkar, so prepare for this.
Accommodation: We stayed at Everest and loved it. Nice and comfortable with everything you could want (575 rupees per night)
Best juice place: Everest was good, but nothing to rave about
Thing to avoid: Holymen who will rip you off and emotionally blackmail you. Don’t accept the amount they claim you must pay for a Puja. Indians would never pay over 50 rupees.

Average spend per day: £34
Miles travelled from London: 7,205
Time spent in transit: 89 hours 5 mins

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